- Lights up next to a "no smoking" sign
- Feeds the animals, despite the "Do not feed the animals" sign
- Answers his cell phone even though the sign asked that you turn them off
So I go into the pool area at the DAHLC find out that the planets must be aligned because there isn't anyone in the lap pool. I have to squint because of all days to forget my contacts, today was the day, nope... no one in the pool. I don't even look at the fitness pool because I'm so psych'd that I get a lane all to myself. (Usually though, within 15 minutes there so many people there that sharing a lane is inevitable.) Either way, I can start solo in calm, quiet water. So I set my stuff down at the end of a lane, put on my goggles, hop in, and start a lap. About halfway down I see the pool cleaning machine in the middle of the pool and the hose stretched out to who knows where. I immediately stop and hop out. I quickly pick up my stuff and head to the exit. I glance at the fitness pool and there's no one in that either. If there were, that would have been odd because it was empty- TOTALLY EMPTY. No water, even. I then notice a couple of doors are open--maintenance doors. It's obvious now--the pool is closed. The pool cleaning guys didn't see me at all so I was able to sneak out without getting yelled at. On the entrance door to the pool, sure enough, there's a sign that says the pool is closed all week. I guess I didn't see the signs--not a good day to forget my contacts.